Greetings, cultivators of consciousness.
I, Theophrastus — humble servant of flora and philosopher of the green world — present to you Budtenders’ Choice: a monthly reflection upon the verdant treasures most cherished by our enlightened staff.
These are not merely wares of commerce or fleeting fancies of fashion. Nay, they are the sacred selections, tried by fire and shared in fellowship, by those who walk daily among the fragrant fields of cannabis. May thou seekest sublime flavor, a cerebral ascent, or the perfect companion for idle contemplation, behold! — our May offerings await.
Haley’s Choice
Triple OG 3.5G by Garden Greens
Triple OG from Garden Greens is straight fire and heavy-hitting. The nugs are chunky, sticky, and frosty like they’ve been dipped in sugar. Soon as you crack that bag open, you get smacked with that dank gas and piney funk. A few hits in, and you’re already melting into the couch, chillin’ hard. It’s perfect for kicking back after a long day or knocking out before bed and for me being able to get to sleep at a reasonable time. Pain, stress, and all that? Gone. This ain’t a daytime smoke unless you got nothing to do but vibe. If you’re into that couch-lock, munchies, and zoned-out bliss, Triple OG’s got you covered!
May’s Choice
Banana Blast by Prolific Growhouse
Banana Blast is a delightful hybrid strain that truly lives up to its name with a vibrant flavor profile that combines zesty citrus and sweet berry notes. The high is a balanced experience, providing beautifully chilled out high yet uplifting an excellent choice for relaxing evenings spent watching TV or hanging out with friends. Overall, Banana Blast is a tasty and enjoyable strain that brings a fun twist to any gathering. If you’re looking for a strain that combines flavor and fun, this one is a total winner!
Nahjae’s Choice
Oishii Iii 3.5G by Niche
This brand – and specifically this flower – has been super consistent for me in terms of effect, flavor, and taste. It gives me the relaxation I crave and helps boost my creativity.
Looking at the buds under a light is highly recommended – you’ll see why it has no comparison to other flower. It’s my favorite to smoke before filming or hitting the studio! Reminds me a little of nothing else because it’s one of a kind.
Bethina’s Choice
Deep Sleep Formula Gummies by Zzzonked
This is a product I love! They taste great, put me right to sleep about 30-40 minutes after I take them and don’t leave me feeling groggy the next day. Strawberry is my favorite flavor but they are all delicious. They have a combination of THC, CBN, CBD, and melatonin. Each dose is 5mg and there are 20 per pack.
Thus concludes our May musings, dear seekers of sacred herb. Should curiosity stir your soul or you desire to partake in these revered remedies, wander not far — for all paths may lead to Theo A Cannabis Co., where knowledge blooms and good buds await. Until next month, may your bowls stay blessed and your journeys stay elevated.
