Good morrow, and welcome once more to that monthly gathering. August is upon us, that most sultry chapter of the year, when the sun lingers long past its welcome and the evenings arrive slow and golden.
In such a season a wise soul seeks good counsel. And who better than our own budtenders, keepers of the shelf and scholars of the strain?
Herewith, then, our budtenders’ choices for August — the favorites they have set aside for these long summer days, chosen with care and offered freely for thy perusal. So gather close, and let them tell thee what treasures have caught their eye beneath the August sun.
Nick’s Choice
Bloodiest Orange 1G 510 Cartridge by Frutful
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
The Frutful Bloodiest Orange 1G 510 cartridge exceeded my expectations. The flavor is bright, citrusy, and refreshing with a subtle sweet finish that tastes natural instead of overly artificial. Every hit is smooth, and the vapor production is impressive without being harsh.
The oil is high quality and delivers consistent effects throughout the entire cartridge. It hits quickly, provides a balanced and enjoyable experience, and never seemed to clog or lose flavor as I got closer to the end. The hardware also performed flawlessly, with great airflow and no leaking.
If you’re a fan of citrus-forward strains or just want a dependable, flavorful cartridge, the Frutful Bloodiest Orange 1G is an excellent choice. I’d definitely recommend it and will be picking up another one.
Haley’s Choice
Northern Lights Infused 1G Pre-Roll by Loosies
Okayyy, this one definitely surprised me in the best way 💅🏽💨 The Loosies Northern Lights infused pre-roll gave me the perfect cozy, chill-girl high. The smoke was smooth, the flavor had that nice earthy/piney vibe, and the effects slowly had me feeling relaxed, happy, and ready to just melt into the couch 🫠✨
This is definitely giving “put on your favorite pajamas, order food, watch a comfort show, and don’t bother me for the rest of the night” energy 😂💗 The infusion definitely adds an extra kick, so I would recommend taking it slow if you’re not used to stronger pre-rolls.
Overall, I really enjoyed this one! Perfect for a relaxing night in and definitely a cute little treat when you want something stronger than your everyday smoke 💕🌙
Rating: 9/10
Bethina’s Choice
Cake at the Zoo Budder 1G by Superflux
I recently tried the Superflux Cake at the Zoo 1g Cured Resin Budder, and I have to say, it was quite an experience! Right from the moment I opened the container, I was hit with a delightful, sweet aroma with a hint of citrus. The texture was smooth, making it easy to work with, in a dab rig or mixed into a joint.
Once I took my first hit, I was pleasantly surprised by the flavor. The effects came on nicely, not too overwhelming, and left me feeling relaxed without putting me to sleep. It’s perfect for hanging out with friends or just chilling on the couch after a long day.
What I really appreciated was how well-balanced it was. I felt uplifted and in a good mood, making everything around me seem a little brighter. If you’re looking for something fun and flavorful to try, the Superflux Cake at the Zoo 1g Cured Resin Budder is definitely worth it. I recommend keeping it on your radar for your next session!
And so the August roll comes to rest. The season is fleeting, but these picks are fleeter still, for a well-chosen favorite seldom lingers long enough to gather dust.
Take a wander through the full menu at thy leisure and see what deals and specials we have laid out for the month, for a wise soul knows a favorite tastes even sweeter at a fair price. Enjoy them while both the sun and the supply hold.
Our crew keeps the counter cool and the counsel warm, and we’d sooner welcome thee today than have thee lament a sold-out favorite tomorrow. Around here, both the seasons and the shelves have a habit of changing the moment one looks away.
— Theophrastus, Humble Steward of the Sacred Herb
