Greetings, wanderers of the wondrous weed.
I, Theophrastus, humble steward of nature’s leafy lore, return once more to unveil Budtenders’ Choice: a monthly chronicle of sacred strains and enchanted edibles, lovingly selected by the guardians of the green within Theo’s walls.
These offerings are not plucked from trend or taken from hearsay. Nay, they are chosen through experience – revered by those who commune daily with the plant, who know its whispers, its wonders, its ways. Some bring serenity, others spark the soul; a few may carry thee to realms most rare – but all are worthy of the sesh.
Come forth, kind traveler. The herb speaks, and this month, it speaks in flavors divine.
Bethina’s Choice
1G Rosin Infused Pre-roll by Sticky Bonez
Experience the entourage effect with the Sticky Bonez 1G rosin infused pre-roll! This pre-roll is one of my favorite new smokes. If you’re looking for a nicely flavored, slow-burning pre-roll that delivers a balanced and heavy-hitting high, Sticky Bonez is an excellent pick.
The flavor is smooth and satisfying from start to finish – no harshness, just pure, potent vibes. It burns evenly, which I always appreciate, and the effects come on steady, easing both body and mind into full-on relaxation mode. Great for winding down after a long day or setting the tone for a chill evening sesh. Definitely a new go-to for me!
Nahjae’s Choice
GMO Cake by Prolific
Personal opinion – GMO Cake is quite soul-soothing on a tender Thursday evening, preferably with a daiquiri in one hand and a beach chair under you, if you really wanna get fancy. It’s an indica, though I’ll gladly debate hybrid, sitting pretty at 25% THC with 2.8% terps that come through with every pull.
Smooth. Heady. Chill in all the right ways.
It’s a must cop when you on a boat, in ya flops, just vibin’. No stress. No noise. Just you, the water, and that funky garlic kick.
You heard it here first.
Theo A.
We don’t play.
Bow bow.
Rohita’s Choice
Pearls Rosin Infused Dragon Punch Indica Gummies by Grön
The search for the perfect edible can vary and feel intimidating. The Pearls from Grön have truly held it down when it comes to taste and effects. From sourcing natural fruit juice to incorporating the full spectrum of cannabinoids such as CBD/CBG/CBN… there is always something to suit your vibe.
I recently picked up their new rosin-infused line, Dragon Punch Indica, and loved it! The rosin provides the purest high – perfect for a chill summer night watching TV or catching up with friends as you reflect on all your silly adventures.
And let’s be honest, we all have a “one too many” gummy story… next time you come to Theo’s, ask me about my bus trip to Boston… 👀
Check out GRÖN’s Pearls Rosin Infused Dragon Punch Indica Gummies here!
Haley’s Choice
Irish Cannonball Live Badder by Illicit
Okay, so let’s talk about this one – Irish Cannonball Live Badder by Illicit. I’ve been juggling a few concentrates lately, but this one had me curious from the jump because of the name – DUH 👩🦰 IYKYK.
Honestly, the flavor comes through beautifully. Think creamy vanilla with a cool minty finish, like dessert for your Puffco, or however you like to dab. (Side note: those Puffcos are a whole other review — I’m in love with my Pivot.)
Texture-wise, Illicit calls it a “badder,” but depending on the batch, it leans more sugar or even crumble. Mine was a fluffy, light badder, super easy to work with and not too saucy. User-friendly, especially if you’re newer to dabs or hate sticky messes.
Now let’s talk effects.
It hits smooth with a gentle mental uplift -warm, floaty clarity that made me feel chatty and relaxed, but not couch-locked. After about 15 minutes, it settles into a deeper body calm. Great for unwinding or creative sessions. I wouldn’t call it a full-on knockout, but it absolutely tucks your stress in. I used it for cramps, and yep, solid relief.
Thus concludes our June curation of sacred selections, a humble offering from those who walk daily in the company of the plant. Should these wares stir thy curiosity or tempt thy spirit, thou need not look far. Visit Theo A Cannabis Co. to explore these staff-picked treasures, and while there, peruse our Monthly Specials: wondrous deals and limited offerings available only for the month of June. Until next we meet, may your mind be light, your heart lifted, and your stash ever abundant.
