Summer, like those who have grown too fond of its pleasures, does not depart gracefully — it lingers, protests, and finally yields, as all things must.
September has a way of announcing the change before one has quite agreed to it. The days shorten, the evenings acquire a cooler character, and people begin once again to arrange their hours around familiar occupations.
The football season returns, as it always does, drawing gatherings back indoors, and with them the old question, put as it is put every year: what ought to accompany the occasion, and who among us can be trusted to say?
Our budtenders are accustomed to such observation, and take to it as a naturalist takes to the turning of a season. They notice which requests wither with the summer’s end and which take root in its place, which products are asked for once and forgotten, and which acquire, without any fanfare on our part, a genuine following.
It is from this quiet attentiveness, and not from any passing fashion, that Budtenders’ Choices for September are drawn — and here, at last, is what has earned its place among them.
Bethina’s Choice
PBNJ Brownie 10MG by ButACake
I’ve been a fan of the ButACake PBNJ Brownie for some time now so it’s only fair that I share it with everyone. This brownie is a single 10mg dose of THC so it’s perfect to get you feeling good without too heavy of a high. The combination of rich chocolate brownie with the creamy peanut butter and sweet jelly swirls is just perfect. It really captures the nostalgic flavors of a classic peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but in brownie form!
The texture is chewy, and the flavors play so well together! I particularly love how the peanut butter doesn’t overwhelm the chocolate taste; it adds just the right amount of creaminess. Also, the hint of jelly gives it that extra pop of sweetness, making it a perfect treat for anyone with a sweet tooth. I can’t recommend this brownie enough! You have to try one for yourself to experience the decadent high it delivers.
Nick’s Choice
Runtz 3.5G by Green Routine
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Green Routine Runtz 3.5g Hybrid Flower is definitely a great pickup. The buds are fresh, flavorful, and have that classic sweet, candy-like Runtz profile. The hybrid effects feel nicely balanced — relaxing without being too heavy, while still keeping you feeling uplifted and in a good mood. Smooth smoke, solid potency, and great overall quality. Definitely recommend this one if you’re a fan of flavorful, well-balanced flower!
Marlen’s Choice
Northern Lights Infused 1G Pre-Roll by Loosies
🔥 9/10
Smooth, flavorful, and definitely packs a punch. The Northern Lights gives you that classic relaxing, laid-back vibe, while the infusion takes it up another level. Burns nice and even, hits strong without being too harsh, and the effects kick in pretty quickly. Great choice for winding down at the end of the day. Definitely one I’d grab again
Haley’s Choice
Milk Chocolate Bar by Meltdown
🎀 Meltdown Milk Chocolate Bar — 100mg 🍫✨
Okayyy this chocolate bar is giving sweet little treat with a side of vibes 💕 The milk chocolate is super smooth and creamy, and it actually tastes like a cute chocolate snack instead of feeling overly “cannabis-y.”
✨ Flavor: 9/10
🍫 Texture: 10/10
💗 Vibes: 10/10
🎀 Overall: Definitely one I’d recommend if you’re a chocolate girlie!
Perfect for a cozy night in, movie night, or when you want your little treat to feel ✨extra✨. Just remember tho 100mg is a LOT for one sitting, so start low and take it slow! 💕
May’s Choice
Chemical Peel by All Day
🍃☀️ Chemical Peel by All Day — 3.5g
Okayyy I finally tried Chemical Peel and honestly I really like this one 😭💚 It’s a Sativa and the taste is definitely VERY earthy, but the effects?? Yeahhhh she does her job 😂
It literally feels like Red Bull in a joint 😭⚡️ I feel energized and actually wanna do shit instead of getting lazy and stuck on the couch lol. It also smokes really smooth which I love.
I’m not gonna lie, All Day has slowly become one of my favorite brands for Sativas. I’m already a BIG fan of their Orange Cannoli 🍊 that one has such a strong orange taste and burns sooo smooth.
Chemical Peel is definitely giving end of summer, cute little smoke, music on, windows down, pretending summer isn’t basically over vibes 🥲☀️🍃
Definitely would get this one again 💚
Vanessa’s Choice
Skittlez Infused 1G Pre-roll by Loosies
The Loosies Skittlez Preroll is a great hybrid preroll for smoking any time during the day. It’s surprisingly smooth for an infused preroll and burns evenly. Smoking the Skittlez infused preroll was fire. Price wise it’s a great deal and the high was instant, I stayed baked for a few hours. It’s a beautiful body high and super relaxing. I didn’t feel any grogginess the next day, also perfect for those who smoke a lot.
It is the nature of a true favorite that it rarely requires defense. One patron recommends it; another remains skeptical; a third, having tried it, becomes its most ardent advocate. In this manner opinions are formed, revised, and carried onward, and the counter’s judgment, however confident, is seldom permitted to be the last word.
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