July 4th Cannabis Picks
The Fourth of July draweth nigh, dear friends, and the air in Franklin Park doth crackle with anticipation.
The fireworks are purchased. The flags are hung. The coals await their moment of glory, and somewhere across this great land, a neighbor is already testing his speakers at a volume that suggests he hath confused the Fourth with a military operation. Such is the tradition. Such is the joy.
And thou, possessed of sound judgment and admirable foresight, art already thinking ahead. For what is Independence Day without the proper provisions? What is a blanket on the summer grass, the sky erupting above in red and gold and silver, without a fitting companion for the evening ahead?
Thy noble budtenders — ever attentive, ever slightly too excited about terpenes — have conferred at length. They walked the menu with care, held each worthy offering up to the light of the July sun, and returned with their selections for the occasion.
What follows are the July 4th cannabis picks they’d stake the holiday upon.
Bethina’s Choice
Pineapple Lemonade Mixer 100mg RSO by Journeyman
Hello summer! Now if you’re looking for your new summer go-to drink I can’t recommend the Journeyman Pineapple Lemonade Mixer enough. Mix yourself a THC cocktail to ease into relaxation this summer. Whether you’re by the pool; soaking up the sun; or keeping cool indoors, mix a capful of Journeyman pineapple lemonade into your favorite beverage and get ready to chill!
Each capful includes a 10mg dose of THC. The whole 2oz bottle contains 100mg of THC so you can choose your dose based on your tolerance. This mixer is vegan and gluten free too! Mix, relax, and enjoy!
Dima’s Choice
Mega Blue Razzleberry by Grön
Grön’s Mega Blue Razzleberry is my go-to gummy, when you want something that actually does something and doesn’t take all night to kick in.
Why I love it is because the 1:1 CBG:THC formula gives you a strong, uplifting buzz that comes on surprisingly quick for an edible, so you’re not sitting there wondering if it’s working. It hits with a clear, happy, daytime-friendly high instead of knocking you out, which makes it perfect for BBQs, beach days, or any “big day ahead” summer plans.
Flavor-wise, the blueberry–blue razz profile is legit delicious. It tastes like a nostalgic blue slushie — sweet, tangy, and super berry-forward — not like you’re chewing on an edible just to get the effect. That makes it easy to dose in small bites or commit to a bigger piece when you’re ready to level up.
If you’re looking for a summer edible that tastes amazing, hits quick, and actually gets you where you want to go, I’d absolutely recommend the Grön Mega Blue Razzleberry. It’s the one I point to when someone says, “Give me something that’s going to work and still keep me social.”
Marlen’s Choice
Drool RSO Recovery Syringe
I’ve been using the Drool RSO Recovery Full Spectrum CBG and CBD, and it’s made a huge difference for me. After long runs, inflammation in my knees used to slow down my recovery. But since adding this product to my routine, I’ve had noticeably less swelling and stiffness. I’m recovering faster and feel ready to tackle my next run without the usual soreness. It’s really helped me stay consistent with my training!
May’s Choice
Beach Day Lemonade by Jersey Smooth
I just picked up the Jersey Smooth Beach Day Lemonade disposable just in time for the Fourth of July, and it was the perfect choice! Super smooth, refreshing flavor, and great for relaxing while enjoying the holiday. Happy vibes all around — definitely grabbing this one again. 🍋🎆
Mekc’s Choice
Pink Ink 3.5G by Niche
I’ve been really impressed with the Niche Pink Ink 3.5G. The quality is excellent, with a smooth, flavorful experience from start to finish. The effects are balanced, relaxing, and long-lasting without feeling overwhelming.
The packaging kept everything fresh, and the product lived up to the hype. If you’re looking for something reliable with great flavor and potency, this is definitely worth trying. I’ll be buying it again.
Haley’s Choice
Churro Latte Cereal Bar 10MG by ButACake
The ButACake Churro Latte Cereal Bar is SO good. It tastes like a cinnamon churro treat with the perfect soft, crispy texture, and honestly doesn’t have that overpowering edible taste that some products do.
I love bringing an edible like this when I’m going to be out for a few hours because it’s super discreet—no smoke, no smell, and it’s easy to toss in my bag until I’m ready for it. The 10mg dose is just enough to have me feeling happy, relaxed, and completely vibing while watching the fireworks.
Definitely one of my go-to holiday picks. Easy 10/10 from me. 💛🌟
And so, beloved traveler, thy Independence Day provisions await, right here in Franklin Park, where the AC runs cold, the flower runs warm, and thy budtenders stand ready to see thee properly equipped.
The Fourth comes but once a year. The fireworks will be loud, the company good, the evening long — and the sacred herb, as ever, hath a place in all of it. See to it that thy selections are worthy of the occasion.
Should thou wish to peruse the menu from the comfort of thy dwelling before making thy way to Theo, the online menu awaiteth — stocked, current, and ready for thy consideration. And should fortune smile upon thee, thou mayest find a few worthy offers waiting there as well.
Come in. Linger a while. The summer is at her peak, the Fourth draws near, and a holiday this fine deserveth flower to match.
— Theophrastus, Humble Steward of the Sacred Herb
