As the earth awakens and the frost retreats into memory, we too emerge… jars refreshed, spirits lifted, and grinders once more in steady rotation.
I, Theophrastus, humble steward of the sacred herb, welcome you to March’s gathering of favored indulgences. The winds shift. The light softens. And with it comes a new collection of strains and smokes chosen not by trend, nor by boastful percentages alone, but by lived experience and well-earned exhale.
Our trusted budtenders have spoken. One brings a flower bold and mischievous in its potency. Another offers trichome treasure fit for those who seek amplification. A third presents a pre-roll crafted for gentle descent and quiet delight.
March is a month of balance, between chill and bloom, ambition and ease. Let these selections guide your step as we move toward brighter days and longer sessions.
Come. The season turns. So should your stash.
Haley’s Choice
Sinz – 25% THC | 2.74% Terps by NICHE
Okayyy, Sinz said, “I’m cute but I’m dangerous.” 💅🌿
She’s sitting pretty at 25% THC with almost 3% terps, so don’t let the little jar fool you. First hit? Smooth with a little spicy kick — that peppery caryophyllene coming through like, “Hello, I’m here.” Then boom — head high slides in, music sounds better, and suddenly you’re explaining your entire life philosophy to your friend.
No CBD in the mix, so she’s not holding your hand. This is big kid flower. Pace yourself unless you’re trying to have a full “why is my ceiling breathing” moment 😂
Vibes:
✨ Uplifting but chill
✨ Slightly floaty
✨ Relaxed body without immediate couch lock
✨ Perfect for laughing at nothing
Overall rating: She’s fun, she’s strong, and she will humble you if you disrespect her.
10/10 for experienced smokers who like a little personality in their smoke 💨
Bethina’s Choice
Lemon Cherry Gelato & Rainbow Guava 2g Kiefs by SNEAKY PETE’S
Sneaky Pete’s Lemon Cherry Gelato & Rainbow Guava 2g Kief are the potency boosters you’ve been sleeping on! Each of these strains of kief comes in 2g and is the perfect addition to your joints, bong packs, or bowls to get you the high you’ve been looking for.
For those unfamiliar with kief, it’s a collection of the beautiful, sparkly trichomes that break off your buds while you’re grinding them up. THC lives in the trichomes of the cannabis plant, making these 2g options of pre-packed kief high-potency THC products.
Lemon Cherry Gelato is a classic hybrid that is sure to deliver a chill, balanced high. At 45.85% THC, the Lemon Cherry Gelato Sneaky Pete’s kief will definitely get you that hard-hitting, feel-good feeling you’ve been looking to achieve when added to your flower.
If you’re looking for a bit more uplift while boosting the potency of your flower, go with Sneaky Pete’s Rainbow Guava kief — a brighter sativa strain coming in at 54.79% THC, sure to get you that daytime sativa high you’ve been chasing.
Vanessa’s Choice
Clementine Berry Burst by OZONE
The Ozone Clementine Berry Burst pre-roll has been my go-to since we got them in stock. It is a more indica-dominant hybrid pre-roll with an excellent body high, and it improved my mood. It is a great wind-down pre-roll, especially after a long day of work or school.
It’s more of a creep-up high instead of instant, but when it hits, it feels great. It calms the mind and makes watching movies more enjoyable. I think this pre-roll is a great fit for those who get anxious when they smoke, and it doesn’t make you sluggish at all.
Ozone flower has most definitely stepped up their game. The pre-roll pulled really nicely; there was no boating. It was not harsh, super smooth on the throat, and overall an enjoyable smoke. The price point is also affordable, especially if you’re in a pinch. The pre-roll is not tightly packed, and the size is pretty big.
I highly recommend the Clementine Berry Burst.
So ends our March discourse… a modest offering from those who tend the jars and know the plant not as rumor, but as companion. Each selection this month was chosen in moments both loud and quiet, in laughter and in stillness, in the steady rhythm of daily ritual.
If one among them has caught your fancy, you shall find it waiting within our walls, or displayed with care at our online store, where new arrivals and seasonal specials make their gentle procession across the shelves.
As the days grow kinder and the evenings soften, may you move through them with patience, purpose, and a well-timed inhale. The season turns, the light returns, and the leaf remains faithful.
Until our next gathering, keep your flame steady and your spirit high.
