Greetings once more, fellow voyagers of the verdant path.
I, Theophrastus, philosopher of flora and humble chronicler of herb, welcome thee to Budtenders’ Choice: August Edition. The sun hangs low, the air grows thick, and the sesh waits patiently in the shade.
Each month, our faithful tenders of bud gather their most beloved finds, not by trend nor haste, but by the slow-burning truth of experience. These are the strains that soothed weary minds, sparked laughter under lazy skies, and made even the hottest days a little more bearable.
So pour a cold drink, roll something proper, and journey with us through August’s exalted picks.
Laney’s Choice
Mega Pearls Baja Blaze Gummy by Grön
Really been enjoying these rosin-infused Pearls A LOT. All flavors are really tasty and hit you like a Mack truck, but I really enjoy the Baja Blaze Megas the most. But beware… you will be visiting Taco Bell when consuming these. The Baja Blast craving is too strong after. Definitely give these a try when looking for a potent sativa edible.
May’s Choice
Pink Ink x Sherb Cream Pie by Niche
I’ve recently been smoking the Pink Ink x Sherb Cream Pie from Niche 1.2g preroll (2-pack). The smoke is smooth, which is always a plus. No harshness on the throat, and it burns evenly throughout. The taste is also worth mentioning, it has a nice, subtle sweetness with earthy undertones, a perfect blend that comes from the Sherb Cake lineage.
As for the high, it’s incredibly relaxing. It’s the type of strain that helps you unwind after a long day. It’s perfect for chilling out, having some creative fun, or just letting go of stress.
Bethina’s Choice
Pink Lemonade by OGeez!
Now, I’m typically someone who leans heavily toward flower, and indica strains at that, but the OGeez Pink Lemonade Summer RSO gummies are a summer essential for me. From the delicious sweet and tart raspberry lemonade flavor to the full-spectrum high, you’ll have to stop yourself from going too many mg’s deep with these.
Sativas often get me too in my head, but the high from these gummies is exactly the mellow vibe you’d want by the pool or on the beach. Each gummy is 10mg, and there are 10 in each pack. I can’t recommend them enough.
YK’s Choice
Pink Ink x Sherb Cream Pie by Niche
Very flavorful.
Relaxing and mind-boggling in the sense of providing the right amount of euphoria while also modifying your pain levels.
Can smoke during the day when wanting to accomplish daily goals, but I’d stick to using this as a relaxer.
The beauty sleep that follows would have to be the cherry on top.
You can find it here in a 3.5 or a 1.2 gram pre-roll over here at THEO 🅰️
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Because we’ve got what YOU need 💯
– YK 👑
And so concludes our August gathering – a midsummer scroll of fire picks, hand-selected by those who live the leaf and love the sesh. Should any of these fine offerings spark your interest, you’ll find them waiting at Theo, along with our August Monthly Specials made to match the heat of the season. Until our next communion, may your mind stay lifted, your edibles hit right, and your lighter forever loyal.
