Hear ye, hear ye, beloved seekers of fine flower and merry little moments. The month of May hath arrived at Theo, and with it comes a fresh scroll of staff-approved goodness known to the people as Budtenders’ Choices for May.
This month, our noble budtenders have gathered their picks not from dusty old books or mysterious mountain caves, but from the shelves of Theo itself, where sticky buds, loud aromas, and feel-good highs await those who know where to look. From Kind Tree’s balanced and blissful Nitro Fumez to Goodies’ gassy-sweet Cherry Runtz, these picks were chosen with care, curiosity, and probably a few very happy taste tests.
So come closer, dear reader. Pull up thy imaginary velvet chair. Let us journey through May’s chosen cannabis treasures, as told by the very budtenders who know them best.
Bethina’s Choice
Nitro Fumez 3.5g by KIND TREE
To anyone looking for a great strain to smoke any time of day, look no further. Kind Tree’s Nitro Fumez hybrid 1/8th is the perfect pick. Nitro Fumez’s beautiful, sticky buds are cured just right and give you a balanced high that is sure to get you feeling relaxed, while boosting your mood and keeping you productive if that’s where the day takes you. With 26.2% THC and a balanced terpene profile, Nitro Fumez is flavorful and hits the way you want and need it to hit. Grab a 1/8th before they’re gone and enjoy a relaxing and blissful high with this strain!
Haley’s Choice
Cherry Runtz by GOODIES
Honestly, this Cherry Runtz is a really solid pick if you like your flower more on the gassy side. As soon as you open the bag, it’s like, boom, straight skunk smell, but there’s definitely a little berry sweetness in the background that makes it smell super nice and not too harsh.
The buds look great too… frosty, dense, and sticky, not dry or dusty. It breaks down really easy and smokes clean.
Taste-wise, it’s pretty much what it smells like… gas upfront, then a little fruity/berry vibe on the exhale. Super smooth, not one of those strains that makes you cough your lungs out.
The high is a good middle ground. It starts off kinda uplifting and chill, then settles into a relaxed body feeling without totally knocking you out. Perfect for hanging out, watching something, or just winding down.
For $100 for 7g, I’d say it’s totally worth it if you want something that’s loud, gassy, and still has a little sweetness to it.
And so concludes May’s noble little gathering of budtender-approved flower.
From balanced and blissful to loud, gassy, and sweet around the edges, these picks are ready to bring some good springtime vibes to thy stash. And do not forget, dear friend: Theo’s May specials are also here, with promos and deals worthy of a quick menu peek.
As always, availability may shift, so check the menu, grab what calls to thee, and may thy May be fresh, flavorful, and blessed with a fine little deal.
