Greetings, ghouls, goblins, and ganja lovers.
I, Theophrastus, humble herbalist and ancient alchemist of the arcane, return from the haze to unveil this month’s Budtenders’ Choice, conjured from the depths of Theo’s cauldron. These aren’t your everyday strains. Nay, these are the bewitched picks hand-selected by our trusted tenders, those who brave the foggy unknown to bring you fire.
October is upon us. The nights grow long, the air turns crisp, and the sesh takes on a certain… magic. Prefer may thee seek potions to uplift your spirit or spells to melt into the couch, our team has summoned a selection sure to haunt your stash in the best possible way.
So light your candle (or your joint), and follow us into the mist.
Haley’s Choice
Crippy by Full tilt
Crippy from Full Tilt. The buds are so pretty. All frosty, sticky, and just gorgeous to break up. Honestly, their whole line comes looking like that: dense, sparkly, and straight-up eye candy.
The smoke matches the look too: smooth, sweet, and gets you right without knocking you out. Definitely one of those strains that’s as pretty as it hits! 10/10 recommend.
Just the whole brand in general is hitting it out of the park right now with their stats!!! Some testing over 5% in terps, whattttt 🥰🌿✨💨
May’s Choice
Pink Candy 1G Dime by Prolific
Pink Candy made a statement. The aroma hit me with a burst of fruity, cereal-like sweetness. It’s one of those scents that makes you pause and appreciate the craft behind the grow.
The buds were just as beautiful as the smell: dense, frosty, and showing off deep greens with subtle bright orange hairs. The high was calm, smooth, and super chill. No racing thoughts, no couch lock, just a mellow, balanced experience.
Bethina’s Choice
Full Tilt Blue Raspberry Hash Rosin Gummy by Full Tilt
This month I have to shout out one of our newest products: Blue Raspberry Hash Rosin Gummies from Full Tilt. These solventless hash rosin gummies are 10mg each, with 100mg per jar.
I love that Full Tilt lists the specific strains of hash rosin infused in each flavor of gummy. The Blue Raspberry ones use a Sour Diesel hash rosin and give you an uplifting high, perfect for starting your day.
For those who are fans of Sour Diesel but prefer an edible over smoking, the Blue Raspberry is a must-try. They’re also perfect for anyone looking for a productive, feel-good, full-spectrum high.
And thus, our haunted harvest comes to an end. The embers burn low, the treats are tasted, and the tricks… Well, they’re just beginning. If any of these spellbinding strains or enchanted edibles have cast their charm upon you, find them now at the NJTheo Online Shop tucked among our Monthly Specials like treasures in a witch’s cupboard.
Until we meet again, may your lighters stay lit, your spirits stay high, and your stash never run dry.
Stay spooky, stay elevated.
