Greetings, seekers of the sacred sesh.
I, Theophrastus, ancient steward of the green arts and companion to the cannabis-curious, return with Theo’s Budtenders’ Choice for the month of July.
As the sun sits high and the days grow long, our wise tenders of bud have gathered their latest favorites… Not by algorithm or popularity, but by passion, experience, and many a well-enjoyed toke. These selections are the herbs and infusions that have stirred their souls, soothed their minds, and lit the spark of joy in these sweltering summer days.
July is here. Let us celebrate it properly, with good people, good vibes, and some damn fine flower.
Vanessa’s Choice
Blueberry Pie Crust by Ozone
So first, the buds are so beautiful. They are purple. They are soft. They have crystals on them. It’s really beautiful under a flashlight. And I’m not a big fan of Ozone, but this strain is fire. The high is fantastic. It is an instant high, unlike other flower where it takes a while to hit.
Dude, the Blueberry Pie strain was like BOOM. High asf. I was most definitely living like Larry on it. And I think other people should try them.
Nahjae’s Choice
10PK DoSiDo Sherbet by Old Pal
It’s convenient, fresh, and just the right size!
I believe it sits around 25%.
Clutch packaging.
Arguably a great seller in terms of pre-roll packs.
Rolled amazing, not loose or too tight, pulls great!!
You’re definitely getting a bang for your buck!
Theo A
We don’t play.
– YK 👑
Laney’s Choice
Black Maple by Niche
Niche needs no introduction, she is that girl. Every strain I’ve tried from them always outdoes the last. But when I saw they dropped one of my fave strains of all time? I got too excited and for great reason.
This shit is sticky, stinky, and hits. I definitely feel a great mix of a head and body high with this one. It’s really mellowing, but also makes me giggle. I love it a lot.
You gotta give it a shot!
And thus, our July chapter comes to a close. A curated scroll of strains and standouts, sung by the very souls who serve the sesh. Should any of these offerings stir your fancy or call to your curiosity, you shall find them waiting at Theo’s Online Store. And do not overlook our Monthly Specials, known to delight both seasoned connoisseurs and curious newcomers alike. Until our next gathering, may your spirit stay lifted, your joints roll smooth, and your lighter never go missing.
