Lo, April arrives with greener promise, softer air, and the quiet insistence that all things begin again.
I, Theophrastus, faithful observer of leaf and flame, welcome you once more to Budtenders’ Choice, our monthly gathering of favored offerings, chosen not by clamor or spectacle, but by the honest delight of those who know the plant well.
This April Budtenders’ Choices carry the spirit of the season. One sharpens the mind and quickens the step. Another charms the palate with sweetness and gentle lift. A third offers a balanced smoke for those who seek steadiness, strength, and a little extra spark. These are companions for brighter afternoons, open windows, and the slow return of warmth.
Come, then. Let us greet the month with clear eyes, grateful lungs, and something excellent in the rotation.
May’s Choice
Genius Pills by 1906
1906 Genius pills are tiny but mighty, packing just 2–2.5 mg of THC. Each pill includes caffeine + theobromine. The Genius pills offer a smooth, fast-acting boost in energy and focus, making them a great alternative to coffee or energy drinks. They kick in pretty fast (around 15–20 minutes) and give you a light, happy, get-things-done kind of high instead of knocking you out. Super easy to carry around, they’re perfect for on-the-go vibes without looking obvious. Not the move if you’re trying to get super baked, but perfect for a chill, focused lift.
Haley’s Choice
Tropical Typhoon by HASHABLES
Okayyy, these are that girl. Tropical Typhoon Hashables have the cutest fruity vibe… very mango/pineapple moment with just a tiny hashy finish, so you know it’s legit.
At 5mg, they’re super easy to dose. One is a light, happy buzz, but 2–3 will have you feeling lifted, giggly, and relaxed without being too much, of course depending on your tolerance.
Overall: A clean hash gummy that hits a little stronger than your typical edible but still feels smooth and fun 💖
Bethina’s Choice
Pete’s Medley 1G Infused Preroll by SNEAKY PETE’S
Pete’s Medley infused 1g preroll from Sneaky Pete’s might just be the hybrid preroll you’ve been missing during your smoke sessions. This is a strain we’ve seen multiple times from Pete’s Farmstand in a non-infused format. Pete’s Medley is a wonderful hybrid strain that offers a balanced high, combining a chill vibe with some uplift to it, keeping you productive and motivated if you have things to get done.
It has a very earthy, herbal flavor with some citrus undertones to it. It’s overall a fantastic smoke, and from Sneaky Pete’s, this preroll is infused, giving you that extra THC boost for those with a high tolerance looking for a stronger high. Pete’s Medley from Sneaky Pete’s is testing at 39.81% THC, so it’s sure to hit hard, delivering the feel-good, balanced high you’ve been seeking.
And so, our April scroll comes gently to rest, its wisdom carried not in grand proclamation, but in the small pleasures of a well-chosen high. The season ripens. The light lingers. And with each passing day, the world invites us to step outside, breathe deeper, and begin anew.
If any of these selections have stirred your curiosity, seek them within our halls or visit our online shop, where the shelves remain lively with fresh arrivals and monthly specials worthy of notice.
May your spring be bright, your thoughts untroubled, and your stash well tended. Until the next gathering, remain lifted, remain patient, and keep company with good herb.
