Ah, the season of spirits stirs once more… when mortals don their masks, light their lanterns, and dance with the shadows. In my time, we called it the night of the thin veil, when the worlds of the living and the beyond shared a quiet laugh. You call it Halloween… but to those who walk the path of smoke and joy, I call it Halloweed: a night where laughter banishes fear, and good herb keeps the spirits company.
This is no ordinary evening of pumpkin spice and plastic skeletons. Nay, this is a night for the curious and the kindred: the stoners, the snack-seekers, the vibe-weavers, and the high-spirited wanderers who know that joy is its own kind of magic. So take up your chosen strain, ignite the sacred herb, and let old Theo guide you through the Funtastic Halloweed, a night of flavor, laughter, and merry mischief.
Trick or Treat at Theo (All Halloween Week!)
Before we dive into the fun, here’s your first mission:
Show up at Theo between October 27–31 in your most frightful (or fabulous) costume and the lurking Theo GhoulTenders might just hand you a mysterious, spooky treat.
It could be candy, it could be something special… you’ll have to find out yourself.
So gather your crew, dress like the legends you are, and make Theo your first haunted stop of the week. We’re calling it now: this will be the talk of Franklin Park.
The High & Chillin’ Movie Marathon
No Funtastic Halloweed is complete without the perfect movie lineup. You want a balance: a mix of creepy, funny, and brain-melting. We’re talking about a cinematic rollercoaster that starts with “oh no,” hits “oh my god,” and ends with “what did I just watch?”
The Classics (for when you want the OG creeps)
- Nosferatu (1922) — Silent, shadowy, and pure nightmare fuel. This is the blueprint of every vampire movie ever made.
- Frankenstein (1931) — The monster, the lightning, the screams… it’s that timeless black-and-white horror that still hits hard.
- The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920) — Every frame looks like a fever dream. It’s trippy, weirdly artsy, and perfect for that floaty, elevated mindset.
Weed pairing: Indica
This one keeps things mellow and immersive. You’ll feel calm enough to soak in the eerie atmosphere but still alert enough to catch every shadow moving behind Nosferatu. Perfect for old-school chills and slow-burning suspense.
Pro Tip: Dim the lights, light a candle (or a joint), and let the flickering shadows do their thing.
The Comedies (because horror is better with laughter)
- What We Do in the Shadows — Vampires trying to deal with modern life. It’s like The Office, but with fangs and awkward immortality.
- Scary Movie 3 — Dumb. Ridiculous. Hilarious. You’ll forget you were ever scared.
- Dazed and Confused — Not technically a Halloween movie, but let’s face it, it’s essential viewing for anyone lighting up.
Weed pairing: Sativa
Energetic, giggly, and perfect for when the stoner laughter kicks in. You’ll be quoting lines and overanalyzing punchlines in no time. Everything suddenly becomes ten times funnier, even if it wasn’t supposed to be.
Pro Tip: Have snacks nearby. You’ll choke from laughing otherwise.
The Trippy Ones (when your brain’s already floating)
- The Holy Mountain (1973) — Equal parts masterpiece and “what did I just watch.” Surreal visuals, weird symbolism, and absolutely perfect if your edibles just kicked in.
- Waking Life (2001) — Animated, dreamy, and packed with philosophy. You’ll either achieve enlightenment or forget what time is.
- Enter the Void (2009) — It’s a sensory explosion. Neon, sound, chaos. This one’s for the brave and baked.
Weed pairing: Sativa-dominant hybrid
You’ll need something cerebral, creative, and visual, but not too heavy. Expect colors to pop, thoughts to spiral, and your sense of time to… disappear temporarily. These strains will take your senses on a field trip to another dimension (no refunds).
Pro Tip: Keep some water and something sweet nearby. Hydration matters, even in the afterlife.
Feed the Munchies
The High Halloweed Greasy Gooey Dipwich
Because chips won’t cut it tonight.
When the munchies hit, it’s time to summon this monster of a sandwich: crispy, cheesy, buttery chaos baked to perfection. It’s New Jersey comfort food with the soul of a haunted diner.
Ingredients
For the sandwich:
- 1 large brioche or ciabatta loaf (or 6 slider buns)
- 2 cups shredded mozzarella (or a mix of mozzarella + cheddar)
- 1 cup fried potato cubes or home fries
- 6 strips of bacon (or veggie bacon), cooked & chopped
- 1 small onion, thinly sliced and caramelized
- ½ cup pickled jalapeños (optional, if you want it to bite back)
- Butter for toasting
For the cheese sauce:
- 2 tbsp butter
- 2 tbsp flour
- 1 cup milk or cream
- ½ cup shredded cheddar
- 1 tsp smoked paprika
- Salt & pepper to taste
How to Cook It
- Preheat your oven to 375°F (190°C).
- Hollow out the bread loaf or buns just enough to make room for the filling (keep the bottom sturdy).
- Make your cheese sauce:
- Melt butter in a saucepan, stir in flour until smooth.
- Slowly whisk in milk.
- Add cheese, paprika, salt, and pepper. Stir till it’s creamy and slightly thick.
- Layer it up:
- Spoon in a little cheese sauce.
- Add potatoes, bacon, onions, jalapeños, then more cheese sauce.
- Top with shredded mozzarella for the ultimate melt.
- Bake for about 10–12 minutes until everything’s gooey and golden.
- Optional move: Broil for 1–2 minutes to crisp the top.
- Garnish with scallions, parsley, or more cheese. (We don’t judge.)
Theo’s Tips
- Add hot sauce if you want to see ghosts.
- Pair with an infused cider or your favorite strain of something cozy and mellow.
- Serve with napkins. You’ll need them.
It’s heavy. It’s messy. It’s the kind of snack that hugs you back, and maybe whispers, “you did good tonight.”
Step Out & Soak in the Spooky Vibes
Once the munchies have been slain and your buzz is in full swing, it’s time to actually go outside. Don’t worry, there’s plenty happening nearby that doesn’t require running from real monsters.
Halloween on Hamilton – Franklin Township
A full-blown community trunk-or-treat bash with music, games, and a costume parade. It’s like trick-or-treating but for grown-ups with better candy.
Dayton Pumpkin Lighting – South Brunswick
Hundreds of carved pumpkins glowing under the night sky, free cider, and the smell of autumn everywhere. Bring a canned good, make a wish, and let the vibes carry you.
Halloween Happenings – North Brunswick
Pumpkin decorating, hayrides, and daytime trick-or-treating. Bring your crew, grab some cider, and enjoy the sunshine before it turns into spooky night mode.
“Touch grass, they said. So you did… but the grass was haunted.”
Weed pairing: Hybrid Vape
Take a few hits before heading out. It’s light, happy, and gives you that “everything’s fun” energy without gluing you to the sidewalk. You’ll be friendly, talkative, and just floaty enough to enjoy the fog machines without walking into one.
When You’re Home & Lit… Game Night Begins
When you’re back home and everyone’s fed, it’s time for the best part of any stoner Halloween: game night.
Best Video Game: The Outlast Trials
Team up and survive terrifying experiments in a creepy lab. It’s intense, funny in hindsight, and full of screams you’ll laugh about later. Perfect for 2–4 brave souls.
Bonus challenge: whoever screams first rolls the next joint.
Best Board Game: Betrayal at House on the Hill
You and your friends explore a haunted mansion room by room until… surprise, one of you turns traitor. It’s chaotic, spooky, and guaranteed to end in shouts of “I knew it was you!”
Great for game nights when your group can’t decide if they want to be scared or just sabotage each other.
Best Low-Effort Game: Mafia / Werewolf
Zero setup, max paranoia. One person’s secretly the killer, and everyone else has to figure it out through sheer vibes and wild accusations.
Light up, dim the lights, and let the chaos unfold. The quieter the room gets, the funnier it gets when someone suddenly yells, “YOU’RE THE WEREWOLF!”
Check out how to play Mafia here
And here’s how to play Werewolf
Weed pairing: Edibles (Hybrid)
A happy balance of body relaxation and creative energy, perfect for staying engaged, talking smack, and not forgetting whose turn it is. You’ll laugh, get competitive, and maybe accuse the wrong person of being the werewolf (again).
The Morning After (Or… Afternoon. We Don’t Judge.)
Eventually, the fog lifts. The candy wrappers stare back at you. Someone’s still asleep on the floor wrapped in a blanket burrito.
You’ll realize you’ve survived another Funtastic Halloweed, one filled with laughter, snacks, jump scares, and maybe some blurry photos you’ll never explain.
Now do yourself a favor: drink some water, eat something green, and brag about your costume on Instagram before anyone else does.
Final Words from Theo
At Theo, we’re all about good vibes, great bud, and unforgettable nights, and Halloween is our time to shine. So stop by, dress up, and grab your mysterious treat. Or if you want it quick and easy, order online and we’ll deliver the green goodies to your doorstep. You bring the energy, and we’ll bring the magic.
Stay spooky. Stay lifted. Stay Theo.
