Rejoice, seekers of the sacred flame, it has arrived.
The end of the Roman calendar draws near, and yet our spirits remain lifted, our jars freshly stocked, and our grinders blessed with abundance. We have endured the trials of the seasons and now bask in the glow of December’s splendor.
Here at Theo, the halls are decked, the elves are blazed, and the budtenders have spoken. Clad in pointy hats and jolly hearts, they come bearing their final offerings for the year. These are the strains and products that made them smile, sparked creativity, and carried them through the chaos of 2025.
Gather close. Light the fire. Let us reflect, rejoice, and ride the final wave with flavors that celebrate how far we’ve come.
Laney’s Choice
Pop Rocks Cold Cured Badder 1G by Lobo
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This badder was so intriguing to me because of the name alone, and I’m glad I let such a silly thing convince me. The texture is one of my favorites: a nice, thick, easy-to-scoop badder that you do NOT need a lot of to get stoned. (Can you tell I took too big of a hit the first time around?) If you’re looking for a nice indica-leaning hybrid wax that makes you wanna munch out and watch a good show or movie, try giving LOBO some LOVE next visit at Theo.
Bethina’s Choice
Bubblegum Gelato 0.5G 2PK & Bubblegum Gelato 3.5G by Niche
It’s no secret that I’m a big fan of Niche at this point. I have to give them another shoutout for the Bubblegum Gelato strain. For hybrid fans or anyone looking for an excellent anytime smoke, you have to try this strain. With a balanced terpene profile, Bubblegum Gelato smokes as a true hybrid, leaving you feeling relaxed but not sleepy, and ready for anything the day has to throw at you. Great for sitting on the couch to enjoy some gaming or a movie, and equally great for getting some stuff done throughout your day. Give Bubblegum Gelato pre-rolls and 3.5g flower from Niche a try. You won’t regret it!
Vanessa’s Choice
Meat Breath x Lemon Cherry Airheadz 8th by Test Kitchen
The Test Kitchen Meat Breath x Lemon Cherry Airheadz 8th is a wonderful hybrid that kept me productive. I was able to clean and do other activities. The high is very mellow, and it doesn’t have a foggy feeling, nor did it make me feel anxious. It’s a fun, giggly high, great for socializing as well. The buds were soft and super dense. Also, the flower is high-testing with high terpenes, which is great for those with a high tolerance. An underrated flower that needs more love.
Check out TEST KITCHEN’s Meat Breath x Lemon Cherry Airheadz 8th here!
Ah, noble companions, here we stand at the twilight of the year, joints rolled, jars full, and spirits high. As your ever-faithful guide and chronicler of cannabis curiosities, I, Theophrastus, bid you pause and reflect upon the fragrant trail we’ve blazed together. The budtenders have spoken, their choices echoing like divine hymns through the dispensary halls. But heed this, traveler: the journey is not yet over.
A cornucopia of December specials awaits you: rare strains, noble flower, and alchemical deals fit for the most discerning herbalist. Seek them not only in our sacred halls, but also in our online shop, where the full splendor of Theo’s offerings lies just a few clicks away. Enlightenment, after all, is best pursued in comfort.
So raise your pipe, your pre-roll, your perfectly packed bowl, and let us toast to a year well-smoked. Onward, into the fog of a new year. Let it be rich with terpenes, purpose, and peace.
