Theo’s Ultimate Guide to a Funtastic Halloweed
Ah, the season of spirits stirs once more… when mortals don their masks, light their lanterns, and dance with the
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Right here in Franklin Park, Theo is your neighborhood cannabis shop, proudly serving Central Jersey with top-shelf products and treat-you-like-a-fave-cousin customer service. Our budtenders know their hybrids, carts, and edibles, and they’re always ready with a smile, smart recs, and some fun remarks if you ask for it.
Close to Princeton and New Brunswick, we make your experience smooth AF with curbside pickup, a full online menu shop, and a loyalty program worth being loyal to. So, kick back, check your cart, put on your jam, and enjoy cannabis shopping that’s fun, easy, and all about you.
Because Theo isn’t just a dispensary, it’s a vibe. We’re your small but comfy cannabis shop in Central Jersey, bringing you top-tier flower, a chill atmosphere, and a team of budtenders who would make you feel at home. Our menu is easy to shop, our curbside pickup is smooth, and we rock a 4.8-star average on Google Reviews. From Somerset to New Brunswick, customers keep coming back not just for the cannabis, but for the good times. We like good times.
Perfectly rolled joints that look good, burn smooth, and hit just right — no prep needed
Flavor-packed THC snacks — from fruity gummies to melt-in-your-mouth chocolates
Theo’s not some mysterious founder, it’s just the name we gave to our favorite kind of vibe: friendly, knowledgeable, a little curious, and always down for good cannabis. We set up shop here in Franklin Park to bring that energy to Central Jersey from the Rutgers crowd in New Brunswick to our neighbors in Franklin Township: Somerset, Princeton, and beyond.
Our dispensary is where quality meets comfort. You’ll find high-grade flower, flavorful carts, and chill budtenders who never pressure you, just real convos and solid recommendations. They want you to have the best experience! And hey, if you like good deals and even better playlists, you’ll fit right in.
Live in Somerset and looking for a chill dispensary that feels close, local, and worth the trip? Theo A Cannabis is just down the road, around 12 minutes away. Just 12 minutes away to get that quality weed!
🚗 Quick Snapshot
Total Distance: ~4.5 miles
Estimated Drive Time: ~12 minutes
Route: JFK Blvd → NJ-27 South
🛣️ Step-by-Step Directions:
Head south on John F Kennedy Blvd toward Hamilton St
Turn right onto Hamilton St (0.7 mi)
Turn left onto Franklin Blvd (0.8 mi)
Turn right onto NJ‑27 S / Lincoln Hwy (2.7 mi)
🚩 You’ll pass Dunkin’ at 3171 Route 27 on your left
Continue a short distance, then turn right into the plaza
Turn left—Theo A Cannabis Dispensary is on your left
📍 Destination:
Theo A Cannabis Dispensary
3059 NJ‑27, Units 104/105
Franklin Park, NJ 08823
Heading over from Colonial Park – Somerset, right from the heart of Franklin Township? You are just around 6-8 minutes away to enjoying top-quality cannabis and a solid experience. That’s super near!
🚗 Quick Snapshot:
Distance: ~3 miles
Drive Time: ~6–8 minutes
Route: Colonial Drive → North Drive → NJ‑27 South
🛣️ Step-by-Step Directions:
Start on Colonial Drive heading toward North Drive
Turn right onto North Drive, follow it to Easton Avenue
Merge right onto NJ‑27 S / Lincoln Hwy, drive ~2.5 miles
You’ll pass Dunkin’ at 3171 Route 27 on the right
Shortly after, turn right into the plaza
Turn left—Theo A Cannabis Dispensary will be on your left
📍 Destination:
Theo A Cannabis Dispensary
3059 NJ‑27, Units 104/105
Franklin Park, NJ 08823
It's good to know the local laws before lighting up. New Jersey legalized recreational cannabis for adults 21 and over, and that includes the Somerset area. Here's a quick guide to help you stay compliant and chill.
Who Can Buy Weed in Somerset?: You must be 21 or older with a valid government-issued photo ID — any state, not just NJ. Oh, and also, no ID, no entry. It’s that simple.
What You’re Allowed to Buy:
- 1 oz of flower
- 5 grams of concentrates (like wax, oils, shatter)
- 1,000 mg of THC in edibles (that's a lot of gummies, tbh)
Where You Can’t Use It:
Cannabis is for private use only in New Jersey. That means: Your home. You can't use cannabis in public parks, sidewalks, and yes, even your own car. Stick to private spots and you're good.
-Do not drive under the influence. DUI laws apply to cannabis like alcohol.
-Cannabis must be stored in a sealed container and out of reach while driving.
-Do not transport cannabis across state lines
-It’s federally illegal.
Every product we stock goes through strict safety screening. No sketchy additives, no shortcuts — just clean cannabis that meets NJ’s quality standards.
We only work with licensed NJ growers and producers that value quality like we do. Everything you see on our menu comes from sources we trust — and we're picky (in a good way).
Your thoughts help shape Theo. Got a suggestion, question, or complaint? Drop it. We're always listening and constantly improving to serve Somerset better.
Every product has a Certificate of Analysis (COA) you can access. See exactly what’s inside: cannabinoids, terpenes, lab results — all verified by a third party. What you see is what you get.
I’ve been going to this dispensary since it’s opened and it’s honestly fantastic. All of the employees there are incredibly helpful and kind and their selection is massive. Big shout out to Delaney for helping me today and also having AWESOME makeup for the Halloween season!!
Best supply in NJ! And fantastic customer service. Hayley (Hailey? sorry!) and whole crew were great.
11/10 best dispensary In town! All the budtenders know their stuff, extremely friendly and helpful for whatever I'm looking for. You gotta stop in and check them out! 25% off first purchase?? Can't beat it! Also daily happy hours, monthly deals. Definitely the only option for me around here.
Join our Theo Cannabis Rewards Program and start stacking points every time you shop.
Buy your favorite flower, carts, edibles, and more — and we’ll hook you up with points you can actually use. The more you shop, the more perks you unlock.
Ah, the season of spirits stirs once more… when mortals don their masks, light their lanterns, and dance with the
Greetings, ghouls, goblins, and ganja lovers. I, Theophrastus, humble herbalist and ancient alchemist of the arcane, return from the haze
Hangovers are overrated. Yeah, we said it. Who actually enjoys waking up with a pounding headache and swearing off tequila
We’re here for the cannabis lovers of Franklin Park, Franklin Township, New Brunswick, South Brunswick, Kendall Park, and nearby Somerset County neighborhoods. You’ll find us right off Route 27 — super close to Princeton and Rutgers — with easy parking for quick pickups or relaxed walk-ins.
Absolutely. Somerset is just a few minutes away from Theo’s location in Franklin Park. As long as you’re 21 or older with a valid government-issued ID, you’re good to shop — no medical card needed. New Jersey allows recreational cannabis statewide, and we’re proud to serve the Somerset community.
Yes — we deliver straight to Somerset!
Minimum order: $75
Free delivery: Within 5 miles (Somerset qualifies!)
$25 delivery fee: For up to 10 miles
Cut-off: Order by 11AM for same-day delivery by 5PM
After 11AM? You’ll get it the next business day
✅ We deliver to residential addresses only
🪪 Valid ID and matching name required
💳 Pay by debit, credit, or Aeropay (no cash)
🚪 Our driver will wait outside for up to 5 minutes — no building entry
We accept cash, debit, credit cards, and ACH. There’s also an ATM on-site if you’re planning to drive over from Somerset.
👉 Heads-up on fees:
ATM withdrawals: $2.50
Debit cards: $2.50
Credit cards: $5.00
Yeah, we get it — prices in NJ can be rough. The higher costs come from taxes, state rules, and limited grow licenses. But Somerset shoppers, we’ve got your back:
We offer daily deals
You’ll find monthly discounts
Our loyalty program is packed with rewards
Check our deals page or ask our budtenders for the latest promos when you stop by or shop online.
You’ll find us at 3059 NJ‑27 Units 104/105, Franklin Park, NJ 08823, right inside Franklin Township and just a hop from Somerset. Dropped right off Route 27, we’re guest-approved for both medical and recreational cannabis. Premium products, friendly budtenders, and a no-fuss setup await you.